Every so often I get wall posts commenting on how cracked out the Top 5 is, celebrating someone's inclusion in it, or expressing frustration over the lack of coherency. I figured I'd create this blog to remedy all three of these things, and to cut down on the six-word wall posts I never feel like replying to but do so out of courtesy. I hope you all show this as much love as you have on Facebook.
- "Fuckin' Aramis Ramirez" - As a die-hard Sox fan, it ruined my day after seeing this overweight third baseman with a girl's name play Ike to the Good Guys' Tina Turner. Crede > Ramirez, still.
- "John Danks" - The Sox most consistent starter this season. It's a shame he gets no run support, today being a primo example, but he's another great pickup by Kenny Williams.
- "Pipe Dreams" - I've applied for eight jobs in the past 72 hours, the latest being an usher for the Pioneer League Windy City Thunderbolts. My desperation is reaching Clinton-esque heights.
- "Mulch" - This is pretty simple. My aunt scheduled me to help summerize her lawn
- tomorrow afternoon.