Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Daily Top 5 >>> 1/27/09

  • "Dead Men's Shoes" I meant to post this yesterday. Long story short: A family friend got married over Thanksgiving break, she came home on Saturday and found her husband in bed dead. Funeral is Friday btw. But to the funny potentially entertaining part - all of which I found out Sunday night when my mom called me and told me. Then, things started going downhill. "You know Dallas, he was a big shoe buff. They found like 150 pairs of shoes at the house. Nice shoes too Dallas." A lump jumped into my throat. "You know times are hard, Dallas." I put my hand over my face. "He was your size! An 11! So, I had them set a few pairs aside for you to try." Really mom? Dead people's shoes? We both laughed about it, but I can't tell if she was joking or not.
  • "Zshare" Everyone's favorite Minnesota mulatto just dropped his mixtape today. Support!
  • "Breakups" Props to Alex for the scoop on this. Ladies, if you do your man bogus, make sure he's not good with a camera and HTML (NOTSafeForWork!!). I just realized that I fit that description.....
  • "Fact Checking" I salute you. At least I have a good partner though.
  • "Genetics" An 8th grader made Florida's All-State football team this year. Not a demo, retarded 8th grader either. Kid is 14. He's also nearly 6 feet tall and 200 pounds. Oh, and he's Fred Taylor's son and ran a 4.68 40-yard dash. For those not familiar with 40 times, this kid is faster than me (4.7), Jerry Rice (4.7), Joe Flacco (5.02), and Tom Brady (5.23). And yes, I purposely picked slow famous people to make my extremely unofficial time look good.


Miles said...

that 'liz' girl sells her used panties online lol.


not safe, obviously

WuTangIsForThe Children said...


ma said...

I think you should wear the shoes . . . .consider it your contribution to the green movement. Plus, I hear they are rea-a-a-ly nice shoes.

ma said...

I mean "rea-a-a-lLy""