This first one comes courtesy of Brittany Mason (check out her Tumblr, by the way).
First off, the opening - "The jambalaya wasn't the only thing jumping today on Lake Street" - and the sign out - "I guess the moral of the story here is that you do not mess with hungry
And can I just say that I totally understand these people's frustration. The 'Sota, at least from what I'd gather, isn't a fried chicken hotspot. So when there's limited wings and you offer 8 of them shits for $5, best believe people will be excited. I'm no business major, but I do believe that if that is the only Popeye's in the state (!!!!!!! What a horrible place to live!!!!) that's called a fuckin monopoly. A monopoly dammit, and if there's a sale you probably shouldn't cause a near riot by not participating.
Of course, my people defeated this logic by still buying up all the overpriced chicken. Moving on....
Here's B-Rock demolishing the undefeated national champion UConn Lady Huskies in P-I-G. Nothing against Barack's skills, but it's hard for me to believe these chicks were trying. They were taking jumpers in heels for Christ's sakes! I won't step on the court if my shoes are a half-size too big/small, let alone if my shoes have 3-inch platforms coming out the back.
All's I'm sayin is that I find it very difficult to believe that the best women's team in the land would genuinely lose a shooting contest to a middle-aged man with as much basketball experience as I have. People can get lucky, but it doesn't usually happen with the cameras rolling.
It's still pretty cool that our President has a jumper though.