- "Phil Jackson" The greatest NBA coach ever. Sure he's had some great teams, but you still have to win games. Phil does that in spades. Big games too. You also gotta love that he was a hippie after not being allowed to dance, watch TV, etc as a child. He's also a fashion guru, as Craig Sager found out on Monday.
"Brett Favre" Go away!!!!
- "Cinco de Mayo" I was always under the impression that the 5th of May in Mexico celebrated the heroics of a Mexican guy who downed 18 shots of tequila, cheated on his girlfriend, and yet still didn't get caught. That'd make a lot more sense right? I mean, I struggle to find where body shots and offensive (albeit funny) costumes fit into celebrating a 19th-century military victory over France.
- "Undefeated" They have a new set of Bearbricks out. Called "Full Metallic Jacket". They are pretty tight. That is all.
- "Fuckery" I feel like this makes the Top 5 weekly. I guess there's just that much insanity out there. An artist caused a flight to get diverted from its London destination after trying to chomp on a stewardess' leg. Hungry? Nope. Throwed off a mix of sleeping pills, booze and...hand soap...(huh!?)? Yessir. I'm positive that 6.499 billion of the 6.5 billion humans on this Earth both would never want to nor ever figure out how to abuse hand soap. The other .001 billion can and would want to, and they usually end up in prison just like this crazy lady will. And weed is a Schedule 1 drug because.....?
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Daily Top 5 >>> 5/6/09
Posted by Dallas Wright at 1:44 PM