- "Grave Robbers" I understand trying to hustle. And I understand that working at a cemetery isn't the most profitable of professions, but this is just crazy. 4 people were busted today for digging up 200-300 bodies in Burr Oak Cemetery as a part of their "grave reselling scheme". Where did they put the caskets? It's not like a pet cemetery where the bodies are in shoe boxes. Caskets are heavy! There are 6 pall bearers for a reason.
- "Nancy Pelosi" I'm going to propose a resolution solidifying how much of a loser she is. A wench even. Let's take it back to medieval times. She killed the Michael Jackson bill in the House today. I hope she chokes on her gum on the way home and runs into a tree James Dean-style.
- "BK" I haven't been this excited over news in a while. The Tribune reported yesterday that, in order to compete with the McDouble, Burger King is going to lower its double cheeseburger's price from $2.49 to $1. Hit it kitty.
- "Rampage Jackson"
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I don't follow UFC, but I know who he is. After watching the video above I won't soon forget it either. Or let my female relatives anywhere near him. He is obviously
highjoking around, but the look of terror on the girl's face and the awkward laughs from the cameraman are hilarious. "I have a dream...that one day 250-pound black men can dry hump petite white women on camera."