- "Plaxico" Burress pleaded guilty today and got handed a mandatory 2-year sentence. All for shooting his own damn self. If I'm doing 2 years of real time in a real, salad-tossing prison, I gotta shoot somebody besides myself. Ann Coulter or somebody. Plax's career is ovah, it's all ovah.
- "Amber Rose" Kanye West: 1. Every other man on Earth right now: 0. Definitely NSFW. Infinite props to The Smoking Section.
- "Inglourious Basterds" It comes out tomorrow for everybody who hasn't seen it on bootleg yet. I'm probably gonna end up seeing it. I'm not super-excited about it, but it's Tarantino so at least I'll be offended a couple times. That's always fun. Did you guys know it's a remake?
- "The World" I love life. I understand that sexual assault isn't funny, and neither is David Copperfield. But, when you combine the two, you get 100% pure, fresh-squeezed fuckery. What, he can't make the charges disappear? When/if he gets arrested, I guess we'll really figure how magic Copperfield is. Bet he can't slip those real handcuffs off or turn them into flowers and doves.
- "Usain Bolt"
I might have to rename this site "The Daily Usain Bolt". This guy is making a mockery of track and field...and really physics I guess. As you can see, Bolt had time to get his sweats back on and make dinner reservations before the runner-up finished.