- "Mustaches" I'm a fan of 'em. Obviously. And no, Lo and Kellyn, I won't pause that. I've held on to mine ever since it filled all the way in back in junior year of high school. I don't know what kind of wolfman genes some of these guys have but those are some serious 'staches. Via HuffPost.
- "Deja Vu" Another pretty gruesome beating video came outta the Chicago area today. This video from inside a Dolton school shows a cop beating the BRAKES off a kid for not tucking his shirt in. Slovenly dress is apparently a punishable offense in Dolton. Oh yeah, the kid was mentally disabled too.
- "The Rock" Many propers to The Smoking Section for this post on The Rock's 5 Best Matches. If you have a soul, are a boy, and grew up in the 90s, you love The Rock. That's proven. Catchphrases galore - call somebody a jabroni right now and see if they don't put the fists to you - and the 'Most Electrifying Move in Sports Entertainment' all add up to the coolest wrestler ever. Even though he paraded around in a Speedo.
- "Burger King" For all the graduate school and stuff businesspeople go to, they really do some stupid stuff. Shotcallers at BK have decided to help bring in more customers by "building more edgy, futuristic locations." Okay, I like the future and edges and stuff like that, but you know what I like even more than futuristic edges? Tasty burgers. If BK wants to attract people, how bout you make better food. If one bite into the new Whopper 2.0 made people break out into Jules from Pulp Fiction impressions, you can bet that BK will make more money. Via HuffPost.
This is Yamaha's singing robot. Gotta be the scariest shit I've ever seen in my life.