- "Brandon Jennings" Holy shit. Jennings is a monster. Rookie of the Year lock. He dropped a double nickel on Saturday night, and he didn't even score in the first quarter. 29 points in the 3rd quarter alone. Your boy hasn't even played in 10 NBA games yet. Wow. Does anybody else watch him and think Lil' Bow Wow in Like Mike?
- "Weird" Mike Scott, the director of the Chicago Board of Education, was found with a bullet in his dome on the banks of the Chicago River this morning. Apparently it was a suicide. Don't really have anything witty to say here, because, you know, the guy killed himself. Is the situation in Chicago Public Schools that hopeless?
- "Fuckery" Saw this on HuffPost. A lady in St. Louis faces up to 15 years in prison for bringing the ruckus to the checkout line at her local Walmart. "Trying to get to her cousin", whose line was moving faster, she threw some 'bows and allegedly clear the conveyor belt of other customer's stuff. Guess those Gushers and Veryfine Fruit Punch drinks couldn't wait any longer. Predictably, the cops showed up and arrested her after she got her licks in. Even more predictably, this crazy lady wrote the NAACP lamenting over how "it's a shame the system can destroy a young person's future like this because of bad cops." Jesus Christ.
- "Fat People"
Watching them fight is funny. I'm sorry. Another HuffPost gem, here a man takes issue with another's Hitler flag and gets his ass put to the grass.
Cannot wait til..... Til The Casket Drops.....drops.