- "Driving Tests" Just got back from getting my Defensive Driving certification. Brutal. I was envisioning a university-run driver's test; parking, left turns, mirror checks, etc. But no, this was much much much worse. The entire exam is on a computer. Not just a click-and-go deal either. You have to sit and watch about 45 minutes worth of Sega Genesis lookin-ass graphics and videos showing you how to set up flares and trick would-be carjackers into following you to the precinct. Halfway through, I honestly considered just getting up and leaving. It was that bad. Now I'm in the clear though. This time next week I'll be everybody's favorite SafeRide driver. And caked up too. Can't forget about that part.
- "Fuckery" College ACB is full of it. Every time I go on it's b/c I get a message reading something like this: "G, have you heard about this site? These white people are trippin over here." Anonymous posting always means people will get bold and write some wreckless stuff, whether they mean it or they are trolling (shouts to Chuka on the terminology). Search your name on there if you're black to get a good laugh.
- "Mark McGwire" Finally came out today and said he used more steroids than the cast of Jersey Shore while he was hitting all those home runs in the 90s. Now, I'm not really a fan of snitching on oneself, but this was about an open-and-shut case as you can get. Dude looked like Paul Bunyan was based off of him, like he got HGH gift cards as stocking stuffers and shit. I just hope he doesn't get the nice guy pass and whoever does the electing elects him to the Hall of Fame. If Barry Bonds is a cheater, so is McGwire and snitching on yourself doesn't make a difference.
- "Cannabis Sativa" Joe Namath is a HOF quarterback and a hilarious alcoholic. His daughter, Olivia, blows heavy trees. The 19-year-old got stopped in Florida today and, seeing as they smelled the weed from Georgia, the cops searched her car for more drugs. They found 12.5 pounds in her floor and side panels. "Is that a lot of dodie, Dallas?" 12.5 pounds? All I'll say is I don't know what kind of connect Ms. Olivia has where she is cruising around with 40 grand worth of product. On a Monday afternoon. Props TBL.
- "The Cleveland Show"
I don't watch the show, but after hearing about this and seeing it I may have to change that. Shouts TSS. DEAD @ the Scottie Pippen cameo.