Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I Can't Wait Until The Next New South Park

No time for a full post today.

I'm sure your parents have embarrassed you at some point during the past, say, 2 weeks. If not, you're either lamer than they are or your last name is Broadus. Regardless, the embarrassment probably blew over after a couple minutes and you went back to living your life.

That'll be easier said than done for poor little Canadian lad Daniel Longo, whose parents filed a $25,000 lawsuit against a youth club hockey team who dared to cut their son:

"Their direct actions have caused irreparable psychological damage to Daniel Longo’s self esteem as an impressionable teenager and demoralized Daniel as an athlete and team hockey player with his peers. The conduct by all defendants destroyed the dignity of my son, whom in good conscience gave his team nothing but his best efforts."

Jesus Christ Superstar, I feel bad for this kid. He's probably getting a swirlie (do they still give those?), an Indian burn, two Wet Willies and a wedgie while his female classmates who like boys all prepare jokes about how little his penis is. His parents should be tarred and feathered.

In Canada, you may be able to smoke weed, drink liquor, and then get free healthcare to fix all the cancer you just put in your body at 18, but, as the Longos have proven, it's still Canada. It sucks.

Props TBL.

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