- "Jordan Looney" New single. "We're Here". Fresh off these innernet screets. There's still room on the bandwagon don't worry.
- "Expansion" The Transit Authority is, for the 14th time, proposing a Red Line extension. I don't know where the money for this is supposed to be coming from - the Banker from Monopoly even said he can't front the city any more dough. Although a stop on 111th would be pretty sweet, those hundreds of millions of dollars would be better served going to CPS. Really anything but the CTA. Let's get more kids to school, great! Too bad they are shitty schools.
- "Fuckery" The player slope can be a slippery one. One night, you're chopping down two clueless friends. The next, you're in jail for not paying child support to any of your 23 seeds and 14 baby moms. Via TBL.
I've never played a down of organized football. But, even I know that the sideline is no place for a member of the South Park Crips. Who gave this one the green light? College football is intense, especially SEC football. Skip to about :55 seconds to check the wreckage.
- "POM" Their juice is eh. And really only because they have it at The Great Room. I personally find it hilarious that they advertise the drinks as "treatments and prevention" of things like ED and heart disease. Even more hilarious? That people believe it. The Federal Trade Commission had to step in and crash the BS party, reminding consumers to...think. “Any consumer who sees POM Wonderful products as a silver bullet against disease has been misled." That's from an FTC head. Should be “Any consumer who sees POM Wonderful products as a silver bullet against disease has defied the theory of natural selection." Via HuffPost.