Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Daily Top 5 >>> 9/29/10

  • "McDonald's" I hate when people go out of their way to expose how bad fast food is. We already know. Mickey D's catches the most heat too. I'm going to assume that these pictures are legit, so what we've learned that McDonald's burgers and fries take at least 5 months to go bad. Good news: you can leave half-eaten fries with your half-burned Js and not have to worry about catching salmonella. Bad news: you are eating something that came from an animal that, through the miracle of capitalism, can go half a year without signs of decay. Via ChiTrib.
  • "Youth"

    When I get the chance, I'm going to go kick it at an SEC school. 50 years ago, I couldn't have. Southerners go hard, whether it be bigotry or alcohol-fueled interpretive dance routines. At least she was drunk young enough to not break anything. Via TBL. Tumble comes at around :35.
  • "Age"

    I also have to go see Arizona State. I visited a family friend in Tempe when I was about 15, and even then I knew that warm weather and 30,000 women made for good times. This player from the past knows what's good. Watch him hit that Abebe 2-Step while a couple Beckys go to twerk. TBL again.
  • "Fuckery" Really weird story outta South Shore. A 68-year-old lady put a shell in a preteen yesterday b/c he and his friends kept messing with her crib. They "threw bricks at her windows, set her trash on fire, and broke her grill." The grill musta been the backbreaker. If I can't char up some Vienna franks, you might have to die. Props HuffPost.
  • "Obama" We all remember the photos of the President with Luda and Jay-Z and others while he was campaigning. He used them to make himself seen young and hip - and Black - while the GOP used them to make him seem...young and hip and Black. The opposite of what America wants its leaders like. Sly Fox is was back at it again. Via HuffPost.


miss *kris said...

i liked this post a lot, esp. the part about eating nasty animals. yugh! you going vegetarian soon? we're waiting for ya.

Dallas Wright said...

thanks kristin.

and nah i can't go vegetarian just yet ha. mcchickens still exist.