- "Chicago" So Little Richard is done next year. When I first heard, I was like holy shit. I've never lived a day on Earth without Richard M. Daley as my mayor. But, then I thought about it and I'm not so shocked that he's calling it quits. Unprecedented budget shortfalls, a wife with cancer, plus he's been doing it since '89. Dude had a good run. I really wish they'd resurrect Harold Washington so we can elect him again, you know, since we're into this whole black people as the face of white establishments thing nowadays. I'll settle for Rahm Emanuel, just as long as Ari Emanuel comes with.
- "The Zoo"
I've only been to two zoos in my entire life. Neither experience was consensual. I'm sure I'm not alone in this - and if I am, then you're all sick - but zoos depress me. Aquariums too. Katt Williams sums up my feelings on locking up exotic animals in plastic habitats almost perfectly. Polar bears and lions have no place in Las Vegas. Via TBL, here's a video of a "trainer" almost getting ended by a lion who's obviously fed up with people taking out their gambling frustrations on him. Shit if I was 12 ft long and 900 lbs I'd be annoyed with those guys too. Lion trainer has got to be one of the worst jobs in the world. I'd rather be a male escort in Corpus Christi.
- "Fuckery" Maybe Dennis Rodman should come back and run for mayor. He's a legend, on and off the court. He somehow still parties in The Hamptons, and he put a wireless mic on before hitting the spot. He then proceeded to scoop up 6 chicks and hit their spots. Via NYP.
This is a helluva catch. Via TBL.