I fundamentally do not understand bull riding. Not its origins, not its fans, not its athletes. Nothing. It's one of those activities you'd have to be white-boy-wasted to even think about attempting. Well, turns out you need to be vaguely-Latino-man-wasted to wonder into the ring and talk shit to the bull. The guy lives, don't worry. Just get your seven chuckles in at dude's slow realization that Jose Cuervo led him astray on this one. Via TBL.
- "John Varvatos" The 10th Anniversary smell-good just dropped. It'll run you about a hundred in Cook County after taxes, but you're ballin. Right? Props Cool Material.
- "Ewww" I don't know/don't want to know if these rates are any higher than the
nationalglobal pedophile priest numbers, but I sure hope not. Advocacy groups in Chicago are reporting that 60% of Catholic parishes in the city have a publicly accused baby-raper. That would be a majority, ladies and gentlemen. It's scary how powerful the Catholic Church is. This has been common knowledge for a decade, and nothing major has happened. For real, think about it. If the majority of Black churches had Eddie Longs in them, T.D. Jakes would be driving a bus for a living. Props HuffPost.
El on wax over a Madlib beat? Yes and please. Via TSS.