- "Protection" The Bears offered up none last night during their beatdown at the hands of the Giants. I didn't get to watch the game, but that ended up being a good thing. Cutler got sacked 9 times in the first half. You could put cheat codes in on Madden and still not do that. In an entire game. Jay got concussed on the ninth sack, and walked off the field under his own power. The Giants then told him that he should probably go over to his sideline instead of theirs. Thank god we get Carolina next week.
- "Affion Crockett"
Dude is only funny when he does impersonations. And apparently that's good enough to get you a show on FOX. Here he gives Officer Ricky the treatment. Via 2BDz.
- "Excuses" Quick, the police pull you over and find 4 grams of hard white in your ass crack. What do you do? If any of you answered "Say it isn't yours," congratulations, you may be Raymond Stanley Roberts! I actually got pulled over on Friday night. I shoulda tried the Roberts' Rule out. Sorry officer, but this isn't me. Via TBL.
- "Internet Thugs" Chances are that all of us here have said or done something pretty bogus on the Web. Sarcastic Facebook comments, publicly outing somebody's lies, saying how serious we'd put it on you in bed via Twitter After Dark. Watch your back people, the next person you clown might come looking for you. No matter where you are. Via HuffPost.