- "Snow's BBQ" Olivia and I woke up at 6:30 am on Saturday to drive to Snow's. It holds the BBQ championship belt in Texas, and we intended on making sure the title was a legitimate one. It was. The drive to Lexington, Texas was beyond worth it. The moment the beef brisket hit my taste buds...well I imagine that's the feeling you get when your first child is born. Jesus Christ himself couldn't work a grill better than these people. They ship nationwide, if you're interested.
- "DJ Dow Jones"
DJ Dow Jones - Rise and Grind Pt. 5 (Narrated by Les Brown) by Mena Abebe
Feast your ears on Rise and Grind Pt. 5. Narrated by Les Brown. My favorite one so far.
- "Fuckery" I'm convinced that tribesman supply Arizona legislators with peyote before every session. Today a bill passed that allows people to carry concealed weapons on college campuses in the state. If you're licensed to do it on the street, you can take a stroll on into the cafeteria with your Smith & Wesson and wait on somebody to cut you in line. The rationale behind this? If everybody has guns, then there won't be any more rampage shootings a la NIU and Va. Tech. Because of course the only thing preventing mass murderers from letting off shots is the fact that nobody else is armed. Yeah, that makes sense. Those Columbine kids totally wouldn't have gone on that shooting spree if we let the JV hockey team walk around strapped. The world is supposed to end in 2012, right? Looks like we're right on schedule.
- "The Cool Kids"
Video for "Bundle Up". Via FSD.
- "Reese Witherspoon" I used to mess with Reese when I was like 14. Mostly b/c she was one of the first actresses whose titties I got to see in a major motion picture (obviously NSFW). As much as I enjoy
edlooking at your titties, Reese, the Lil' Duval classification system counts you as a "basic bitch". You are in Vogue because you're whitefamous, and you waste people's money and time by telling us that you "cry because you have no privacy"? You're a fuckin movie star! You don't have any privacy b/c people up 12 of their hard-earned dollars to watch you play yourself! I had no idea that movie where she played a retarded blonde was a biopic. If I ever see you "crying in your car b/c you can't go where you want to", I'm going to carjack you Grand Theft Auto-style. Man....props HuffPost.