Kamau sent me this video this morning, and I got my seven Katt Williams chuckles in. I only know her by the name CrippleWithSwag, but she's turned into a YouTube sensation with the new ladies' anthem: "Vagina Ain't Handicap". The first time I watched this I could barely get through it all. "Not only offer great sex, but the best spots in parking lots." If anybody can find the MP3 of this, I'll gladly pay.
Check this dude in London's journey to wherever his drunk ass was going after he got kicked out of an awards ceremony. All captured on various security cameras. Also, please keep in mind that weed is still illegal while you're laughing.
- "Rumors" I really do pity LeBron. As much as you can pity a multimillionaire, all-world athlete I guess. Even though they weren't true, the rumors about Delonte West smangin James' mom were funny. Mostly b/c Delonte West and LeBron's mom are both insane. This latest one though, promoted by piece of shit Stephen A. Smith, is worse. Some "insiders" are saying that Rashard Lewis beat up LeBron's baby mom's guts as recently as last week. If it actually happened, I guess it's good James never married ol' girl. If (and when) it's proven false, LeBron should hold another ESPN hour-long special telling everybody to kiss his black ass.
- "Generosity" So you find a bag with $17,000 in crisp, new cash in it outside of a Chase bank. What do you do? At least check it out right? Take it around the corner to make sure it's pristine and not Mafia money. Well, if you're Robert Adams of Rolling Meadows, IL, you walk inside the bank and give the money up. All of it. Excuse my exclamation points, but are you fuckin serious!!? The money turned out to be the bank's (they forgot it en route to refill an ATM). Take that money, Rob! If it was a person's money, then I'd commend you. But it was the property of JPMorgan Chase, an organization that does not give a FUCK about Robert Adams or anybody else. They'd gladly take your $17,000. Your house too. Via Trib.